Everyone is excited for Assassin’s Creed 3, the new setting and protagonist is refreshing and the overhaul of the animation and combat system is bringing back people who had grown tired of the games being so similar.
It’s not out just yet though, and if you want to brush up on your multiplayer action or play through Revelations some more Ubisoft has a treat for you, as long as you log in during E3 that is.
A Broken Mind.
Do not reuse unless given accreditation to JTGP.
Just when you thought this scene couldn’t get any more ridiculous….
I can’t believe I stand here
And sing my time I waste.
But you who sit and smile at me
Sincerely have no taste.
A Chrismukkah gift for everyone. Happy holidays Assassins, Templars, and Minstrels!
EZIO BY CRAIG MULLINS
REVELATIONS BY CRAIG MULLINS
These pictures are gorgeous
I totally haven’t started tracking the Yusuf Tazim tag.
I CAN’T. DISCO YUSUF.
You know, Ezio actually sings about Cesare while in disguise.
skip to the part where Ezio walks out in his new, rather fitting disguise. Lyrics are as follows (as accurate as I could get anyway):
Young Cesare I heard him say
he could not be killed by man
so I tossed him in the air
to see where he would land
^^^ Oh my fuck.
That needs… I… *incoherent from laughing again*
AHAHHAA EZIO YOU TROLL IM DEAD AHAHAHAHAH