Mr. Conditional Clause

And that was Ross in a box.”

pleatedjeans:

Nick Offerman, ladies and gentlemen. [x]

pleatedjeans:

Nick Offerman, ladies and gentlemen. [x]

lyriumnug:

Skyrim.

theponderingponds:

conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



image

and he was supposed to be the expert

truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

faithandfury:

cynicsandcircuscandy:

ladyinterior:

Postcards For Ants, Lorraine Loots

WOW

Shut up

skype calls
: what
: what
: huh
: what
: you froze
: ok you're good
: no i couldn't hear you
: you were breaking up
: what