I’m going to need some gum, a diamond, and a fire extinguisher.
Here’s where people are making their mistake: They’re going for the superglass instead of the metal that holds it.
Reason #356 why it’s actually a GOOD thing Tumblr users don’t leave their rooms
Geoff i want a divorce
HE’S THE HORSE FUCK GUY
Are they for sale?
"If I had to get it on with a man"
Wake up, America.
the superbowl? no, friend, im watching the superb owl. do you see that owl over there? amazing!
We are writing a blog entry in class today and I got all excited cause I have 3+ years of experience on Tumblr but then I realized none of this is actual blogging